Friday, July 25, 2008

Tools of the Gold Bug's Trade

how newsletter writer's stand forever at the precipie of an explosion in the gold price:

recognize these lines????


GOLD:


gold will zoom if the ECB's mexican standoff against the dollar and Eurozone inflation results in an ECB rate increase.


gold got crushed by the ECB's attempt to cool markets with a rate increase, once the hollow nature of this inflation fighting stance is revealed for what it is, i expect gold to take off.


gold took it on the chin as lower oil prices dragged down the commodity sector


the focus on oil and its downward price spiral seems to be affecting gold which seasonally should be a strong period


jewlery demand will increase as indians and chineese realize that they will be unable to purchase gold below $900 for the remainder of the year if not for the rest of this commodity bull cycle.


asians are pouring money into gold...


asian central banks are secretly buying up gold as they attempt to lighten up on US treasuries...


mid-east soverign wealth funds are buying gold in exchange for oil...


iran is on the verge of creating a Euro-denominated oil bourse...


George Sorros says this is "insert cataclysmic reference here" the world has ever faced.


gold could go to $2000 on any collapse in the banking system by 2014...


gold prices to rise through 2009...



GOLD STOCKS:


how can you profit from these troublesome times? subscribe to the "insert generic gold-centric name" newsletter for our analysis of select gold stocks that stand to gain exponentially during the coming commodity bull market...


gold stocks should outperform gold over the long run as investors awaken to the reality that their currency is being destroyed and the only true value lies with reserves in the ground


gold stocks are at historic lows relative to the price of gold, (while we continually mock analysts who mistakenly call a bottom in financials) we are calling for a bottom in gold stocks here... again...



JR. GOLD STOCKS:


jr gold stocks are suffering from maniuplation and short seller's fraudulant schemes to scare investors out of their shares. (its too bad manipulation in every other market resulted in skyrocketing share prices intended to goad greater fools to invest, somehow constant underperformace seemed like a better way to bilk new investors out of their money...)

jr. gold stocks are suffering because of current credit conditions...


jr. gold stocks are suffering because of the high cost of crude oil..


jr. gold stocks are suffering because crude oil is falling taking the commodity space with it


jr. gold stocks are suffering because of gold-backed ETF's


jr. gold stock "A" is suffering because such and such newsletter writter issued a "sell" rating


paul vaneeden is an a$#hole for recommending Miranda gold so much on BNN...


Sprott really likes this stock, they know a thing or two about resources (Sprott precious metals fund down over %15 year to date, at 4 year lows, John Embry has stopped making specific stock recommendations in his monthy Investor's newsletter)


PDAC will highlight some up and coming gold producers on the brink of huge discoveries, write their information down using this Val Gold Sponsored pen, Baja Mining sponsored note pad and try some pound cake baked by one of the chesty E-Trade girls at our booth....

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